Hey, you really want to defeat the Del Lobos camp? I see that. You’re still weak—but you persist. I admire that about you. So here’s a special offer, just for you: Get the Ultimate Weapons Kit—including an AK-47, a pump-action shotgun, a semi-automatic pistol, infinite stamina, a bulletproof vest, 100,000 XP to level up to 10, and the Supreme Warrior Outfit.

Beware—this is a one-time offer. You won’t see this again. Originally $150… now only $80.

Oh hey—you what the fuck?